He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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