fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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