Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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