He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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