I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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