Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
pray to the hookup gods
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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