i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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