ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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