I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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