that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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