"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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