Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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