that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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