Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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