This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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