your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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