no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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