I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
