i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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