i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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