Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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