I never want to see another naked old woman again.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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