it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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