I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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