I wish my penis had an off switch
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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