Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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