After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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