I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
