Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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