After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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