The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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