Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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