Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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