Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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