Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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