he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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