Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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