there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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