would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so let's talk penis.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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