I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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