i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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