we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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