I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You are the jesus of drinking
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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