new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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