You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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