Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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