currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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