whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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