i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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