you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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