The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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