it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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