This is not my ceiling
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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