i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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