..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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