oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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